I’m still upset about Borders closing
Apparently our detective squad has gotten drunk, compromised a crime scene, and an officer has gotten stuck in a trash chute.
“When I first came to LA I go read for these amazing horror films — you show up at some warehouse and there’s a line of like, 120 ladies and they’re all wearing miniskirts and wonderbras. I would do that a couple of times, I’d be reading the scripts and it’s just so terrible to women. Maybe I should try to write a horror film in which the girl is the serial killer — why are the women always the victims? It should be the other way around!”